Next mixtape up isn't really one but it's a bunch off songs you can download at the website from Hopeless Records. I wanted to check out some new stuff so I picked a random label to see what they got. Hopeless records was the third name that popped in my head after Blackout records & Rivalry records but since the latter two have no working sites fuck them and let's check Hopeless Records. Right click on the bandnames and save-as to get a song. or just go to the download section at the Hopeless site. There's also a video section in case you want to get a hard-on watching cute emo boys.
I google for Hopeless Records and first in the list seems the official site. Ok, let me see. First thing on the site is an ad for Mustard Plug, there’s a familiar ring to that name, but let's not worry about that for now and continue. Second is picture of 4 dudes who look like metrofags wearing nothing but small white underpants. Apparently some band named All Time Low promoting their new cd “So Wrong It’s Right”. Hmm I can see where they’re trying to go with that one. I repress the urge to close my browser and go watch my cats kick each others asses but bravely I continue to the main site.
Site looks clean and easy to navigate. There's not a bunch of stupid crap popping up, that's good. In the side to the left there's a little media player thingie that plays a random song from the Hopeless catalog. Thank heaven for small favours that it doesn't start playing automatically; I could have been unwillingly subjected to music from All Time Low, god forbid. Ok now let's find some music. They have a download section, so let’s check it out.
First band up is Amber Pacific. They seem pretty popular as they seem to have more mp3s than the other bands. Listening to them it’s not hard to understand why. They play pretty generic emopoppunk. Doesn’t rock my boat but little girls all over the world seem to dig it so who’s to argue with them right? Got to admit; it’s pretty catchy so best check something else fast before this crap gets stuck in my head.
Next band seems something different. The song from Atom and his Package is called "Hats of the Halford", Halford being the dude from Judas Priest in case you didn't know. Imagine my surprise when the song makes fun of homosexual metal dudes and stuff like that. It’s sort of funny but only after a couple of six-packs premium pilsner at a frat party.
Avenged Sevenfold seems to be all over the place these days, so it’s no surprise they’re back here to delight us with their unique, driving blend of emopunk, zwakkmetal & the sound Chinese beavers make when you stick a lightning rod up their ass.
Also take note that by unique & driving I actually mean tedious & uninspired.
So long bands starting with the letter ‘A’ let’s see if the ‘B’ section has some better stuff. Breaking The Silence is actually a band I’ve heard before thanks to the moniker ‘featuring members of’. The classic Hopeless Records band 88 Finger Louie being the band in question here. And not unlike that other band with the ex-88FL dudes, Breaking The Silence delivers fast punk rock with emotional vocals ranging between melodic & screamy. Breaking The Silence are easily the best band in the ‘B’ section at Hopeless Records.
More generic emo with Ever We Fall, so let’s not waste much time and go straight to some better stuff. Forgetting about the alphabet we're going down with The Queers. The Queers have been at it for quite some time now, I’ve never been a big fan but the song that’s being presented here rocks hard. What’s with all these newjack bands these days not knowing how to bring the rock anyway? I just don’t get it. Fortunately the old bands still know what’s up, take The Nobodys for instance. Fast driving rocking punk rock like it was meant to be. Fuck yeah!
Let’s check out some other bands, Selby Tigers. They kind of sound like old 77 punk in a way mixed with so-called neo-wave or whatever you want to call all of these crap band starting with “The”.
Musterd Plug is up next bringing the rock in a third-wave-ska kind of way. They sound just like you’d expect from such a band from the late nineties. So if you’re into that kind of thing, you should probably already know this band because what they do they do well.
Next band up is Royden. What the fuck is a royden anyway? Never mind, let’s just hear it right? Like their name was laden with foreboding Royden delivers übergeneric crappy emopoppunk. There’s probably millions of bands exactly like this and they’re all supershitty at best. Fuck that.
Don’t, however, make the mistake of labeling Samian as just another shitty emoband because they’re not. Samian comes from a time before the world was polluted with gazillions of shitty third rate emopoppunk bands sucking some major cock trying to get picked up on MTV and get filthy rich and pretty soulless. Anyway, let’s not get distracted here and focus on Samian. I don’t like this song from their 2006 comeback album as much as their old stuff but it’s still pretty good. If you ever have the chance, check out their 1994 album “Clumsy” as it’s pretty damn good and much better.
Only a few more bands I’m going to check out. Let’s take a look at Heckle. They have long broken up but back in the mid-nineties they were ahead of their time with their frantic mix between punk rock & hardcore. Think Dag Nasty and Good Riddance or AFI & Kid Dynamite. You get the point. Good stuff.
The Human Abstract doesn’t like being original, that’s ok I just wished that someone had told them that if you’re going to rip off some another band they should pick a good one. Instead they try to be Avenged Sevenfold. I can hear Marlon Brando in my head cringe “the horror, the horror...”
There’s more bands but last one I’m going to check are Thrice. Unless you’ve been living under a stone for the last few years you’ve heard of these guys. Anyway, Thrice brings us an mixture between emocore & punk rock. Meaning it’s emocore played a lot faster than usual. This works very good actually. Vocals range mix between clean & screamed parts not unlike the late Boysetsfire. Pretty good this Thrice.
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